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Notes WHY ME?!You know those days when you think to yourself, “Today all I want is junk food.” ? I am having one of those days AND I CAN’T EAT ANY OF IT.
I want Ice Cream. Can’t. Dairy.
I want potato chips. Nope. Soy. (that’s right, they put soy in fucking potato chips)
I want pizza. Nope. Dairy.
I want ALL THE JUNK FOOD. LIKE RIGHT NOW. I want to veg out in front of the couch and eat crunchy, drippy, gooey, chewy food, AND I CAN’T.
Most of the time I’m kind of glad I can’t have junk food, but right now I want a fucking ice cream cone.
I’m making cheeseless pizza for dinner tonight. How fucking boring is that?
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Ask for forgiveness, not permission.
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if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
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And now for a string of loosely connected thoughts...
I am amazed at how much easier it is to be happy when I use the internet less.
Which is...
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And…I’m off. See you in Thailand, friends!
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4-ever “Stevey/Stevy/Stevie” in over the phone orders. (at Calexico)
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well, just sent in my deposit to Cornish
gonna do some theater with the children! don’t anyone ever refer to me as “the class of 2017.”
don’t care...
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Sometimes
- certainly not every time - but sometimes, when you’re fighting that particular migraine you get when you’ve been doggedly searching...
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never taking it off. never never never.
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